The luxurious rooms are just the start of this 517-room temple of opulence. With an array of facilities such as the octagonal outdoor swimming pool, a fitness center, tropical gardens, a spa, and even a golf driving range, a stay here is anything but mundane. Nevertheless, be sure to venture into the surrounding neighborhood—Lumphini Park (right across the street) is great for getting your aerobic fix before heading out to enjoy Patpong’s vibrant nightlife.